Cross out everything you have done,
Graduated High School.Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.Collected something really stupid.Gone to a rock concert.Helped someone.Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night.Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.Failed a class.Taken a college level course.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.Spent over $200 in one day.Been sailing.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.Had detention.(WITH MASON)
Skipped school.Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library.Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.Had an online diary.Fired a gun.Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.Been in a school play.Taken a lie detector test.
Been fired from a job.
Swam with dolphins.Gone to sea world.Attempted suicide.Voted for American/Australian Idol (x factor.)
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.Loved someone you couldn’t have.Wondered about your sexuality.Used a coloring book over age 12.Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.Petted a wild animal.Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair.Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.Taken pictures with a webcam.Started a fire.
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.
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Vintage WTF of the Day: Bad: Walking in on your parents having sex. Worse: Finding out your parents were models in an ad selling an adult-sized blanket sleeper called “The Bundler.”
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I’D BE BURNING UP IN THAT THING](http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kurqh9Hvq41qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Vintage WTF of the Day: Bad: Walking in on your parents having sex. Worse: Finding out your parents were models in an ad selling an adult-sized blanket sleeper called “The Bundler.”
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I’D BE BURNING UP IN THAT THING
I had a horrible dream last night.
And though I do not think most people want to or even care to read about it, I’m going to post it anyway. It won’t leave my head. There are a lot of spelling and grammar errors and I’m sorry.
So my friend is having a party this weekend-for real. I had a dream that Mason and I went there. Apparently I ditched work because it was daylight, and apparently it was in the desert that is not Oklahoma. So we were all partying and drinking and having a good time. Then A TON of people showed up, people I did not know. And they were all from Mexico. So we were chillin’ outside drinking some beverages when a ton of military men came up and forced all of us into the back of the vans. At first I thought they were men there thinking we were all Mexican citizens here illegally….but no.
So they take us to this large place that looks like a fancy transportation center. And we are all shoved up stairways and through things and have to enter a room that is surrounded by glass. This room was shaped like an auditorium that circles around the center where the big military men were sitting. The party people that was at a number of…maybe 100 then turns into 100s. So there we are 100s of partiers sitting in a large glass covered auditorium wondering why we’re being treated like criminals. It was an issue of illegal immigration—-alien immigration. This was my dreams version of Star Fleet, but instead of good they were evil. Some aliens came to earth, crashed the party, and were now being ..alienhunted. This meeting goes underway and we had to prove our Earth citizenship by performing things and filling out a questionnaire. Some parts made me laugh, most did not. This is where it all starts to come together as a big blob. So I’m sitting in this room and I look out the glass and I see one officer trip another and then shoot him in the butt with his gun. So the man that was tripped got up and took the other officer and threw him against the glass and started just filling him with bullets. It was terrifying! People started crying. I hid behind chairs because if the glass had broke I would have been in the direct line of fire. Thank God it was bullet proof glass. I had to calm some people down because I didn’t want the scary alien hunters to suspect something. This girl that was sitting to my right kept freaking out and yelling crazy things like “I forgot to feed my dog!” I calmed her down but then all the partiers decided to have a mutiny and I had to stop them because I seriously just wanted us to get out alive. They were yelling something hateful, but I managed to get them to yell “united!”
So I’m sitting there and I look to my left to notice Austin, oh Austin. The one thing to calm me down, but the one thing to put the most panic in me. I tried to get his attention but it was really hard since I was trying to not be suspicious. And as I was trying to get his attention this dude in front of me started to freak out yelling crazy things. So the highest up officer pulls out his laser (yes…laser gun) and points it in his direction. Remember-I’m directly behind dude. So I hide under the table out of fear that I will get shot. So high up officer shot the dude and the dude fell face first dead on my table. I had to finish my test with him in front of me-dead.
Then it cuts to a classroom like room and things are looking up. We turn in everything and we think we’re about to leave. I walk out to go potty right behind a girl that also left and when I come back I heard the teacher man say “I’m going to kill you all”. At this point I realized I was able to live because I left to pee. Well, I did not like this, but mostly because Austin was still in the room. So I start crying, “please if anything let Austin out, please do not kill Austin I need him”. As I’m saying this the same girl that walked out to pee right before me and she was walking with a man who had his arm around her, she looked back at me and gave me a smirk and kept walking. So the man acts like he is going to let him out and the tree of us are in the hallway when teacher dude decided to pull out his laser and shoot Austin straight through the throat. Austin fell down into my arms dying and the man hit Austin in the sternum with the butt of the gun just to make sure the last thing Austin felt was absolute pain. So Austin, my beloved brother, died in my arms. I was pissed so I tried to take the gun out of dudes hands while he was shooting at me. It was unbelievably hard. He shot me in the arm or something, but I managed to get it pointed at him and he shot himself. It turns out aliens are immune to laser guns..because he didn’t die. Then I woke up.
This is what happens if you watch three Star Trek movies in a day (and one of them twice).
that was a cool dream besides your brother dying
